Apology to Badu

So the Nation of Moderates and World's Best Democracy continues to be ruled by not so moderate religious clerics and Cabinet Ministers in the World's Worst Demon behaving crazy folks. BolehLand government has shown noone messes with them when it comes to religion, one particular religion that is.

While those who are not of that religion and God should not be so kpc and just accept whatever is imposed, we are confused what can or cannot be done or rather what does God really want, or is it man playing God wants? My God doesn't take offence so is it my God is not the true god and pagan compared to the One who caused the ban huh? So confusing!

The MSMedia that published the photo of Erykah Badu with a the name of God on her body has to profusely apologised and beg for forgiveness for their insensitivity going all out to issue an apology for Badu's photo on the printed and online edition of their publication.

The Healer (Hip Hop) lyrics
Chorus:
Humdi Lila Allah Jehova
Yahweh Dios Ma'ad Jah
Rastafara fyah dance, sex, music, hip-hop

It's bigger than religion
hip-hop
it's bigger than my niggas
hip-hop
it's bigger than the government
(humdi luli lali lulo)
This one fa' Dilla, hip-hop
(humdi luli la, humdi luli la lilulo, humdi lulila humdi lulilaaa...)

part lyrics from Badu's 'The Healer'

If Badu was allowed to perform and sang the above song, it would be curtains down literally hah!

Tattoo is considered worst than probably lying cheating corruption and murder to BolehLand Muslims. The world's largest population didn't think anything about this body art even if the name of God was tattooed on one's body part.

As expected the ketuanan party went on their predictable rage venting it at The Star demanding it be banned. Of course it's understandable for Perkasa, the defender of the umat and faith to scream and demand that head's roll in a publication that does not have halal editors. Rightly so the Christian and whatever non Muslim faith of those responsible for the photo should be admonished by Muslims for weakening, humiliating and committing sacrilege against their God. How can we allow the pagan editors for insulting your God right?

But then shouldn't you be even more raged and insulted if your own kind disregard what angers God, tattooing the Almighty name on your body and worse tattooing is sinful for the believer? So should not Perkasa organised a mass million umat march towards the Indonesian embassy for not respecting their own religion and allow Badu to perform there. Should not Perkasa, the Cabinet, especially the Informed Minister take great offence at an ASEAN and most popular Muslim nation for allowing someone who insulted their religion to perform on their soil.

Perhaps Perkasa and the Cabinet should send out their religious squads and ask all the migrant Indonesians in BolehLand, legal or illegal doesn't matter, why they allow their government to allow a pagan who has insulted their religion and God to perform on their holy ground huh?

Were not infidels and pagans so often warned in BolehLand not to insult and weaken the sensitivities of the chosen people and religion? While these holy fellos are asking to dim out the lights in The Star, why didn't they take action against the very person who had a disgusting and disrespectful tattoo that caused all their fury already in their holy soil in BolehLand.

Why is The Star being picked upon as humiliating and showing sensitivity, while the person who did the act here in BolehLand was left free to even hold a press conference. Why didn't they hurl her up and flog her? Why the double standard? Why attack the infidel and pagan The Star editors and let the offender walk free to fly to perform in the world's largest Muslim population nation huh?

We have only to believe the words of our Ministers, not that we believe them to be wise, rational, moderate or tolerant when a certain nasi eating minister said, :

“If the concert had gone ahead, according to the police, there would have been a possibility of it developing into a situation that may might led to social excitement. It could lead to quarrels due to the religious sensitivities, like what had happened in other places in the world. “The strong grounds in terms of the integrity of the religion, race and the Government itself had to be taken into consideration besides security factors..."

Social excitement? integrity of religion, race? and the government itself (well the integrity issue has always been known to be at zero level anyway) ... security factors? Gosh are we talking about Iran, Afghanistan, Taliban controlled states huh?

If we are to believe our leaders that they know the people inside out, they telling us we are all stupid, weak morons who get socially excited and behave like raging zombies, then it makes us ordinary folks weaklings who are led to behave the way the government and religious bodies tells us to right?

PAS be warned about using their party symbol being painted on faces etc. And what about henna temporary body painting which is similar to temporary tattoo right? They should be considered dangerous as they may cause integrity issue to both the one painted upon and those seeing it and social excitement both on the one painted upon and those seeing it too (after all the henna artwork is supposed to make the gurl sexy and excite the menfolks right hah!) - and these henna art should all be banned right?

And we should also ban those who wear other religious symbols, cross, Jewish, Buddhist or what have you symbols or tattoos because they will cause social excitement and weaken the fans who belong to one religion that considers such symbols a threat to their faith eh?

Also any music verse that mentions God, pagan Gods as that may constitute proselytizing to Muslim fans huh?

And The Star trying to kow tow and kiss derrieres behaving typically like the stereotypical China-apek of trying to win favours and beg for forgiveness to ensure they get food a plenty and that thousands won't lose their jobs if The Star is closed, have resorted to  suspending the pagans and infidel editors responsible and ah, appointing the chosen ones to assume extra duties of overseeing and guiding the newspaper on issues pertaining to Muslim sensitivities.

Wonder if other MSMedia namely NST and Utusan would also appoint infidels and pagans to  assume extra duties of overseeing and guiding the newspaper on issues pertaining to non-Muslim sensitivities, huh?

Actually, the non Muslims would respect and praise the Cabinet and government if they really banned The Star and shut it down. It will show they really mean what they say instead of threatening. Hey your God has been insulted and you accept an apology? They are ever so quick to flog one who drank alcohol and sent one to possible execution for defiling the Prophet (pbbuh), Why the double standard towards the pagan infidel controlled The Star huh? Are they sending the message that non Muslims are given kid glove treatment while those of the faith deserve more huh? Forgive them for their ignorance?

Noone apologised to Badu for being humiliated and shamed. Well Badu has more sensitivity and brains that our leaders. Her song says it all too. But to Erykah Badu, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus and non Muslims (we can't speak on Muslims behalf least we be accused of being insensitive and insulting) in Bolehland, we apologise for the way you have been treated and we are sorry you are made to be a greater sinner than our Cabinet ministers and the holy men of BolehLand.

Hope you have a great tour and concert in Indonesia and just forget about coming back to BolehLand  unless you want to go through hell and humiliation again.

To all artists including local ones in BolehLand please abide by the Cabinet, Perkasa, PAS and Muslim religious clerics when you want to perform in BolehLand. Some of the haram no-nos that will cause a ban are as follows.

- No tattoo whether temporary or permanent, hidden and exposed of any verse, name or symbol depicting Islam, that includes motives of nature, half moon, full moon, green moon, white moon on green background.
- Henna for wedding involving Muslims should similarly be banned as they are a form of tattoo, temporary doesn't matter as tattoo is not allowed
- those with same-same gender past, present or future not allowed (which may result in only 1% of local performers and rockers being banned from performing hah)
- songs sang by same gender singers
- verses that promote love, free love, kisses or you are my greatest love, anything that extols a superlative higher than the Almighty is banned. Singing you are my greatest love will get you a flogging because only God should be your greatest love
- rockers, heavy metal musicians because these music are considered Satan's music and an edict has been issued against such music
- all kinds of religious symbols on singers, cross, star of David, amulets banned as might weaken the faith of those Muslims attending. Better still just ban those performers wearing such symbols
- only cabinet approved, national day theme songs and nasyid religious songs are permitted

Gosh it's really difficult making a living as a musician or performing in BolehLand righ? But have no fear BolehLand folks, we are entertained everyday by our leaders, politicians and holy clerics by their antics each day and there is enough of sex, murder, corruption, cheating, racist reports in our media and broadcasting channels to keep us entertained! So who needs Erykah Badu here even without any tattoos to cause social excitement to us all eh? hah!

A lesson from the Cabinet approved ban is a reminder to the non Muslims ministers to also remember to demand a ban against anyone who also causes social excitement and integrity against the other religions and race too okay? Now we are all happy and can tune to RTM and TV3 stations to listen to our World's Best Music and entertainers right?

Thanks to the ban, Muslim colleagues are curious to get her records to listen. God  does work in mysterious ways to undo man's godly behaviour and is kinder to Banu isn't He?

Love is life, and life is free
Take a ride on life with me
Free your mind and find your way
There will be a brighter day

Badu's 'Didn't Cha Know'