The end of the month beckons this 'haram' celebration at least in BolehLand of celebrating all things connected with the devil. It's that part of the month and year, when ghouls, evil spirits, the zombies, the undead, walking dead and dead ducks are said to haunt the terra cotta and send all kinds of chills, fears and damnation to the normal humans on earth. Often those ordinary humans are the ones who get bitten and sucked dry by vampires, eaten by zombies, get heart attack from frightful ghosts and sleepless nights due to the unceasing haunting and foul attack by the devil and his minions.
You might think that some of us take it so seriously, we are willing to spend a fortune to behave like a devil. And we know devilish acts are done by evil people, those restless spirits wandering the land and bring pain, misfortune and sufferings to the common folks who are struggling each day to pay for food and getting by each day.
And come Halloween, the ordinary folks grown thin by lack of sustenance, depressed seeing the land wasted because of the devils and ghost and evil spirits doing, get bitten, sucked, chain sawed, knifed, burned, scorched and endure all kinds of pain and suffering inflicted by these dark forces.
But some people think this Halloween and spook is some private entrepreneur invention out to make quick easy bucks squeezing from the ordinary people who just wanna have fun from the ordinary mundane life and struggles.
But the shivers and fear is not because of Halloween in BolehLand. Actually the spooky things are caused by the devils and evil spirits lurking the corridors and halls of power. The things that are causing BolehLand folks to feel they are the walking dead, their lives sucked out of them so much so they wonder about without any meaning to existence - are those devils and evil people who in the name of politics, race and religion are doing all kind of evil acts against the common people.
So the evil descending on BolehLand are bit the fellows who are celebrating Halloween. But by a group of fellows who keep telling us they are the holier than thou people, they know what is best for you and they know how best to use and spend your hard earned money you give them through taxes, taxes, taxes.
The bad omen that ordinary BolehLand folks are experiencing are not because of Halloween. It's the action of ordinary fellows, who assured us they are servants and we the masters but have manged upon gaining power turned into being Gods, emperors, little napoleans and hitlers, some even defender of a race, sun, moon, sky and earth with lots of help from certain provisions of a piece of man made edicts called the Constitution!
Reading the Budget and the Auditor General's (AG) Report are the reasons why so many creepy stuff is inflicting BolehLand during Halloween week! The Budget is already sending shivers down our spine with the staggering debt that is going to suck the life out of us by having to pay taxes for government excesses and popularity actions. The so called 'goodies' are like psychotic pills and drugs given to us to make us feel a temporary high and good feeling than think of all the worries having to pay utang or there is no real money to spend at all.
The AG's report is gadzillion times more scary than the macabre ghost stories reruns, being shown on Astro to set us on a spin chilling horrible ghastly feeling this Halloween. Come to think of it, the AG is also a rerun of all the evils that keep repeating itself and surfacing like the evil spirits and ghost each Halloween.
So the creep, foul stench and evil that are inflicting pain, anguish, horror, nightmares and fear among BolehLand folks are not Halloween related. It's from the Budget and the AG's Report. The things that one gets and feel reading what is written in the Budget and reported in the AG's Report is far worse than Halloween. And a great difference in terms of fear too. Halloween is Hollywood fascination and creation to rake in the billions from the scary plots and themes of their movies. The story line is make belief and gives us a temporary jolt from the scary music, props and acting,
But the Budget Report and AG's Report are matters of facts with facts mixed with fiction about claims of glorious growth if the nation goes into debt, each claims of good deeds that scare the s*&% out of respectable thinking people who can tell that it will bring about dire consequences to the land.
Ban by all means the Halloween celebration. Label and condemn it as devil worship and a whole lot of mambo jumbo rubbish? It's make belief than real.
But our Budget and sister Economic Report and the AG Report arevbringing far lots of fear, depression and anxiety from all ordinary folks. The AG Report is a rerun of the horror story. In fact, the story line is as predictable as the Halloween celebration. Lots of devils and evil acts by devils, just like Halloween.
Read the Budget and AG Report at your own risks and suffer the consequences of what is contained in these two books. It's like a witchcraft manual, full of spells to make one think all is well and real, when in fact, it contains some of the worst devilish acts one can imagine being done and reported.
So save your money to buy your Devil's paraphernalia. Reading the Budget and the AG Report outdo all those Halloween paraphernalia.
Halloween is all hype and make belief. The Budget claims to be real but listeners think its all hyped up to the make the make belief real. The AG Report on the other hand, is real through the actions of thieves and devils working together to hype up exorbitant prices and costs on even cheap things like brochure racks or some office equipment.
The AG Report speaks of plots and evil acts of excesses, waste, greed and even corruption! Same like those things connected with Halloween.
The way to end all this Halloween mumbo jumbo rubbish nonsense is to ban the whole celebration. Similarly the only way to prevent a repeat of the horrors and evil deeds reported in the AG Report and fairy tale make belief stories in the Budget and even the Economic Report is to do an exorcism, to cast away and get rid all those responsible for giving us the chills, horror, disgust and experience some of the most fouls acts done from reading them!
While the rest of the world get sucked into spending hard earned money on this Halloween to have some fun, in BolehLand, the ordinary folks find themselves feeling getting sucked off their hard earned money they pay through taxes and made to feel like suckers from unscrupulous fellows called the government who are having fun sucking the nation dry!
Halloween is tricks or treat of basket of stuff.
In BolehLand, the Budget and AG Report has a whole load of basketful of 'baskets' up to their tricks and dirty tricks performed by evil fellows treating themselves off the people's hard earned income!
Next year Halloween will come and go again. In BolehLand, we can never escape the Halloween phenomena and cult because the Budget and AG's Report will come and go again and the same devils will go about their devilish ways to bring horror, miseries, loss of hope, negativity and doom to the land.
Tricked or a threat is one and the same as far as the Budget and AG's Report are concerned. We should be banning those who did the tricks and threats to the ordinary folks than Halloween right?
More comments on the spookie tales from the Budget and especially the AG's Report in later blogs. Or is it we are going to see another familiar reruns of predictable plots and themes we saw 30 years ago are reruns again today and for the next 30 years if the authors and characters in these two Reports are one and the same huh?
Time to change the plot, storyline and the characters and author too huh? And this is not a trick question but more a treat to the common folks of BolehLand, if it comes true right?
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