Four Plus One Is Heavenly Love

The wives, Muslim wives in the office today were all abuzz about the obedience wives club or owc latest sex blockbuster titled “Seks Islam, perangi Yahudi untk kembalikan seks Islam kepada dunia [Islamic sex, fighting Jews to return Islamic sex to the world]”

How in the world did the Jews get into the sex act? Are they accusing the Zionists of coitus interruptus of the Muslims in that part of the world who go frigid because they aren't sure when the Zionists will fire rockets at them or burst into their homes to hunt for terrorists while they were trying to carry out god's law, huh?

Shouldn't the owc protest against how the religious moral squads have the right and duty to barge into any dwellings or hotel rooms even if those 'white devils' look like locals because they stayed too long sun tanning, hmm?

A while back, the owc raised more than eyebrows when they suggested that wives were the cause of their husband's indiscretions and straying to other real estate to find their, the husbands that is, peace of heaven. The owc even advocated a rather whore-rible suggestion to ask wives to be make up to look like fake whores both in and out of the bedroom so that they will be able to keep their husbands from being astray. But then, since owc advocated polygamy, it needs four whores, wives that is, for the man to have a blissful faithful married life, we can supposed, no?

Now owc has published what those who are in the know, one isn't sure where to get a hand on the publication, a supposedly explicit sex manual book that probably makes the Kamasutra like Peter & Jane reading materials (apology to all those P&J readers) and the Hindu tantra sex like a warm up exercise. It seems if the wife is spiritual, the sex is greater. They can fly anywhere for sex, it is more enjoyable and easier compared to physical sex.

Hmmm, sex in the mind act is it? Lunatics and those who can't get a real partner to have sex transport themselves to the realm of fantasy for their sexual needs now and then. And also ordinary normal monogamous or unmarried folks also indulge in mind sex. Wonder what is the different with owc 's version of fly anywhere for sex, which we can assume sex in the head right?

This OWC's latest sex instruction manual is advocating Orgy Without Compulsion among the wifies and the highly strung hubby! How corny right?

Spiritual sex? Is it in the realm of the God's such fornication takes place hah! Or when one is in serious transcendental meditation in touch with the maker, serious business to save one's soul, it's the best time to get into serious boinking to earn brownie points huh? But we thought that was a 'Friday night' reserve?

Is spiritual sex doing it when one is in the company of God? Gosh what happened to just letting the raw human narcissist, animal in the guy kick up and he will know how to do his bidding without having the omnipresence of the divine during the act, eh? Why all this theological, spiritual mumbo jumbo to add spice into the wives and hubby's simple animal act huh?

What happen to simple straight forward sex, period? Why does the wifey need to multi task to get a high or even require multi partners to get herself off?

But one has a suspicion this orgy recipe is about the hubby really who is not able to fulfill his marital duties and being bored with one, needs all hands to be in the willie to start getting all gaw-lee and start doing God's bidding we can supposed!

But the spiritual sex part is perhaps the easiest part of their sex manual since, it's all a matter of the will or mind over matter, pun intended, to go on an ecstasy no?

OWC's proposal for the multiple wives to do an orgy with the loving hubby may be a bit too much for even the nympo wife to want to share her man with another. Unless our owc are advocating for some kinky lesbos act among the wives, huh?

Perhaps it's not a bad idea so the rather endowed, with regard to the money that is, husband will find it economical for all the wives to stay at one abode and only need one very supersize large king kong size bed to accommodate all the other halves!

Gosh no wonder some religious people are always proclaiming their God and religion is the best of both worlds, in the case of owc, best of four whores and a pimp we can supposed that in their unselfishness, no holes barred when bare, orgy, ehmm holy unionsm, they are literally experiencing heaven on earth - of course sans three more that those who blow themselves up to smithereens get to enjoy up in the clouds somewhere.

But then, owc's manual does provide instruction for some spiritual sex so our man can transcend himself to the realm of heaven to fulfill his needs while indulging with the four tangible ones on earth, while having some spiritual sexual union in the heavens we can supposed, right?

So the owc's are admitting that the misses looking like a whore is only not enough to keep the husband from sowing his seed in some plot somewhere. Lookin like a whore is only doing a minuscule God's bidding because they need to come together, pun intended too, where four plus one doing a monty and simultaneous boinking is fulfilling God's will? And equates to heavenly love!

The womenfolk in the office were discussing the kind of punishment they would inflict if they ever find their men asking them to look like whores or even thinking of 'talaking' them hah! But then being religious creatures they finally had to admit and be resigned that they cannot go against God's laws if the man is just following the will of God!

Oh yah, blame God for your hubby's uncontrollable sexual pervert slut behavior and lack of respect for the wife, ladies! Women get stoned for adultery while men get to marry the three other whores!, as one quipped!!!

Who wouldn't want to be converted to a religion that spread love beyond just two persons or you can achieve a high in two dimensions!

Even if the horny menfolks are so blessed by God to indulge in orgies each night, one wonders if their libido is up to mark, pun intended, for even one night. Imagine you get a high with one to four on this earthly dimension and another four hits at another dimension or twilight zone. It's not four in a row! It's eight in a row! That will turn Einstein and Sagan in their graves and cause Hawkins to start walking eh?

So it's not hitting the roof that our lucky owc menfolk think they are going to experience each blissful night in the company of four! It may freak them out even thinking of having to be on a 24/7 orgy state, both on earth and on some spiritual realm! If the horny man is able to withstand four in a row plus for more spiritual ones, he gets an eight whammy one night! Lucky man... no wonder they call him the swami, able to have sex flying somewhere on the spiritual space or bed or wherever it happens out there, somewhere!

So owc's manual is not boiking your brains out, it's also emptying your soul out!

What is it that these owc's fellow are so free to think up of such cum-mak-suka-sex-extra ! Is it they are trying to tell their men they are not getting enough that they need to turn to one another to fill up that emptiness huh?

But seriously ladies, the fact is when the lucky man gets wife number four, she would probably me 20 years younger than no1. Now think of the possibility and likelihood of wifey no 4 looking like hubby's daughter frolicking with three other wifies where the first is old enough to be the nenek, the second the makcik and the third mak, huh?

Ewee were the unison response of the three wonderful great mothers of the office!

It's neither nakal or gatal this owc's suggestion. After all, if one truly believes she is following God's laws, it's getting brownie points for everlasting life. So what is a few years of orgies with someone who is like a nenek, makcik, mak and anak gadis with an anak lelaki that is like a datuk, pak cik and ayah to any of the wifey, when the reward is everlasting life in heaven huh - some more, possible seven more virgins awaiting in the heavenly land for our holy husband man eh?

From whores to orgies, what woes befall the women folk in a marriage that is blessed in the heavens and lived out a heavenly marital bliss on earth? What will they think of next? Swapping? Hmmm that may be a tempting next level of spiritual enlightenment huh?

Odd, it's only the womenfolks like Sisters in Islam opposing. The men folks in the likes of our ketuanan NGO is awfully quiet! Planning an orgy or planning to take on more than one to plan an orgy?