Blowing At Itself

The owner of Malaysia Today, fondly known as RPK has a penchant for, in his own words, 'cheong hui' or rather long winded stories telling to prove his point or revealing one of his deepthroat's story. Depending on which side of the political divide the reader is, his expose of corruption, crime most fouled, murder, deceit and dark side behaviour of political personalities, get many people to think that things are not what they seemed to be in Bolehland

With regard to politicians, they are not the angel as they themselves or the expensive PR agencies or their friendly NGOs and MSMedia or social media paint them to be. Those painted as devilish will employ expensive PR agencies, NGOs or MSMedia or social media to brush off such claims.

His craftiness In his writings, interspersed with a fair share of sarcasm, parables, parody, history, doctrines, philosophy and perhaps almost every discipline he employes, makes him a somewhat sifu and scholar of sorts. The plots and conspiracy theories that are weaved into his story telling make the story very believable as The Da Vinci Code to the uninitiated. The storyline can be even outrageous, pun intended, especially to personalities whose dark side are exposed in his postings.

Depending on which side one supports, his writings to diehard followers are like some dogma, good news, pun not intended, facts and truths. To those supposedly maligned, the writings are from a deranged, vengeful, ole man, a coward too afraid to return to BolehLand to face opponents face to face - and of course subject himself to the law. Which his opponents know and many believe he won't stand a chance against the government friendly or controlled justice system and security apparatus and MSMedia.

Given the fact that the powerful jaguh kampong BolehLand government is feeble and impotent in exercising their power in QEII's abode, RPK is able to prove, his pen is mightier than the UMNO's and BN's millions of party members, silat opponents, petty traders, BN friendly NGOs, BN friendly MSMedia, 1Malaysia's propaganda and highly paid foreign PR agencies, even the Pakatan spin machines.

Whether RPK's stories are spin or truth, nevertheless his writings remain one source where the truths and facts vomited by BN and Pakatan alight are challenged.

Many a times, the facts of the stories are supposedly supplied by deepthroats, whistleblowers who may have their own agenda to reveal to him than to agencies set up to resolve and handle illegal or immoral acts. The latest is a deepthroat from an agency that is supposed to fight corruption, MACC. See story here.

Odd, that the 'secret lost' document seemed to be uncovered and being revealed to a third party than the agency itself. Is it because deepthroat trusts RPK not to twist the 'facts' in the documents he is fed with? Or, because what he publishes has more credibility and truthfulness than if they are revealed by the government or the agency itself responsible to fight corruption?

One ponders why deepthroat doesn't go to his boss to right the wrong even if it happened eons ago. A wrong or corruption is wrong and corruption right?

The deepthroat by revealing to a third party is also whistleblowing at the agency that feeds him, pays his salary that is. Isn't it like a self fellatio act?

Or, it suggests no confidence in the agency to pursue cases that involve those with power or selective investigation?

Why the sudden feeling of guilt to deepthroat now? Is it some guilt feeling the deepthroat is feeling for keeping quiet so long and now found the light to expunge his sins for not being brave enough then? But why reveal to a third party than your agency? Why go the other way round to catch two supposedly corrupt crooks?

Do we smell something fishy from this whistleblower's vomit?

The latest expose is no more shocking to right minded BolehLand citizens, that politicians, especially exs from the ruling party, are not as clean as they make themselves to be. Even if they have changed, turned over a new leaf, in BolehLand, the word change or transformation of one's character especially if politicians are involved, does not exist. Each is branded a crook till they die! or depending on which political affiliation one is, when they become the government of the day, they are transformed, reformed into angels!

So the facts, truths and evidences are all staring in our face. What's next? As can be expected, the MSMedia is going to town publishing the accusation and the government machinery is on full swing to gather more evidence to verify the 'truths' in RPK's write-up.

Bet the political survival chance of these two fellos exposed have dived down many notches. Which would bring glee and smile to the BN fellow for sure right?

So is it BN 1, Pakatan 0 and RPK is accused of being a bias referring letting UMNO commit all the fouls and score the goals too?

One can question the timing for the deepthroat to suddenly span a 15,000 km distance to deposit the evidence at a foreign land and a blogger who have been accused of being a fugitive? Isn't it so much easier and convenient for our deepthroat to cover about 15 meters or a few doors or floors away to expose the misdeed of these two As?

Why so far, to get the truth home huh? Does it mean our deepthroat does not trust his or her own government or the MSMedia to expose the truth?

And why now? Why didn't anyone dare to  expose it when these two were kicked out from UMNO and BN fraternity which are bound by the unwritten code of scratching each other's back and making sure they keep secret as tightly as the Freemasons huh?

So our deephthroat has vomited filth of these two ages ago. These two, if we believe them, have reformed and probably realised their guilt and remorseful of the ills of their party and have come out, kicked out really, to walk in the path of truth and right the wrong. So what are we to conclude now? That these two As are as corrupt now as they were twenty years ago? or the belief once a crook always a crook?

In BolehLand, we probably tend to believe that prisoners can be reformed and returned to society to do good. But we are not as forgiving to politicians, well at least those who are not on the side of the ruling party. You see, if you are in the ruling and winning team, you are the angel and prodigal son or daughter if you did a 360% turn. When you jump or fall out of grace to the other side, you are condemned as evil, traitors and now as corrupt persons based on the latest deepthroat's revelation.

So was it only these two fellows back then who were the only ones who were corrupt? Expect that this will be the line taken by the government to destroy any political comeback by these two As. That these two back then had brought shame to the ruling party for being corrupt and the party was right in expelling them to preserve the purity and sanctity of the ruling government. Were their actions only theirs or it was the culture of the ruling government of the day back then but today they are squeaky clean ?

The public's perception is the culture that these two As were in back then has been institutionalised and embedded into their DNA today. Even if the two crooks have left and now building their new crooked empire in Pakatan, does it mean that the party they left is clean and does not even have a shred of corrupt fellows in them? Even if there were, it involved family members than directly them huh?

There will be many enemies of these two As who will be rejoicing and in their hearts thanking RPK for vomiting out the filth that his deepthroat has provided him. The fellows on the other side are surely fuming with anger now at the betrayal of RPK and expect the same ole nasty name calling and turncoat remarks hurled towards RPK.

This latest deepthroat expose churns up alot of intriguing things happening in the corridors of power and about our politicians. But before we talk of the other things, the MSMedia behaved as expected and true to the public's expectation, were swift to report online claims in the main stream media in an instant. Strange when a certain FT Minister was exposed just a week back, nothing mentioned in the MSMedia.

Which goes to show, some deepthroats' vomiting of filth are sweet smelling of roses while others are just filth and difficult to swallow? 

So, expect in days to come, the course of action taken by UMNO and BN fellows will be, to make sure and reconfirm that these two fellows are corrupt to the core and for the corruption agency to go after them. It is necessary to show we have two corrupt politicians unfit to lead what more to be elected. It is essential that RPK's story be told and repeated to the kampung and rural folks. It will become a necessary speaking point in all election campaigns and will be seeped into every BN leaders' speeches at all private and public engagements their leaders are invited to speak.

The BN friendly NGOs and petty traders will also be probably called to townhall briefings on how to maximise on this expose. Don't be surprised it will be one pertinent point in 1Malaysia's keynote address to foreign leaders and businessmen and also to all local associations. It will also be produced as comic scripts for youths and schoolchildren and distributed in fair and exhibitions, like those that appeared during the million youth marches.

The expose will also show that aspects of law such as a breach of the Official Secrets Act will not even matter even if a whole file of documents are conveniently discovered and given to a third party 15,000 km away.

Questions on whether what these two did were solely individual acts or such practices were pervasive are secondary.

The very fact the agency responsible to combat corruption followed executive orders raises doubt of the independence of such agencies or whether they are tools of the ruling party for their convenience. The issue of hurling up the bosses of such agencies for failing to carry out their duties is irrelevant because the argument will be they are just following their bosses' instruction. Their failure to do their work entrusted to them will have no relevance because the opponents are only interested in pointing out these two fellows are corrupt.

But do citizens believe or convinced that the agency dulu lain, sekarang lain, which means that today they do not take orders from anyone and investigate without fear or favour? Well, the submarine case which is receiving international notice and reporting doesn't seemed to have caught our MACC's attention or interest eh? But many a times on mere rumour or hearsay and some deepthroat's filth concerning opposition political leaders, they act in an instant! We got to give them marks for speed and efficiency though right?

The last is, opponents will use this issue as pointing out that the ruling party were glad to have kicked out the last of the two corrupt fellows and they the party they left are as squeaky clean as the angels in heaven. The corrupt party is now the one led by these two corrupt exs we can supposed eh?

While UMNO and BN leaders and members are now already likely celebrating the victory that RPK has hand delivered to them by exposing the deepthroat's damaging reports, the two accused must be consulting their strategists to try and deny and counter accuse the other side. But the damage is done and the more they try to be defensive, the more they are confirming the deepthroat's expose.

So it's still BN 1, Pakatan 0 and RPK being accused of being a bias referee turning one eye to the fouls committed to ensure the BN team wins, no?

But those who know RPK, believe he is one referee who is not a cop by profession, has nothing to gain to side anyone, and as referee will use his own judgement and decision to decide when to blow the whistle, show the yellow card or red card and whether to offer the penalty.

While the red shirt team, the UMNO and BN fellows that is, are rejoicing with the sending off of two key players off the pitch, they should remember that RPK would have watched the last matches of the English BPL season - and it ain't over yet until the fat lady, or rather in this case RPK, the referee, decides to blow the whistle. His next whistle blowing may be revealing other deepthroat's expose of those from the red shirt team too eh?

And it would be interesting how the red shirts will react if tomorrow RPK will reveal other deepthroats' expose of the wrongs committed by the red shirts teams! And we shall see how they try and sweeten all the filth the next deepthroat dares to vomit about the red shirt leaders, hah?

The political football season hasn't ended yet in Bolehland until perhaps election time huh?

The War of Colours

Those who know their English history would have studied of the 'War of the Roses' in the mid 1500s which was a rivalry between two rival royal houses. The red and white roses were the family symbols so to speak and their war for the throne of England was referred to the War of the Roses.

BolehLand's northern neighbour, the land of smiles, had a clash of colours, the red vs the yellow t-shirts  for rule over the Kingdom of Thailand. The yellow Ts were a powerful force that disposed the billionaire populist, Thaksin Shinawatra, in 2006. Today, it's the red shirts who are the government and Thailand has even a lady Prime Minister, the second in ASEAN. Even supposedly dictatorial Myanmar has a women as its leader in the political arena.

BolehLand which boasts, i.e. the male leaders, of being a modern progressive democracy and a religious state at that, are among the male chauvinists who are using race and religion to prevent any man that is not of one race or religion to become the No 1 leader. Talk about even allowing a female to head any political party!

Even the largest Muslim nation had a Muslim woman President at that!

In BolehLand, since Bersih 3.0 last month, yellow seems to be considered a 'dirty' colour from all fellows of the ruling BN UMNO controlled government of 1Malaysia. And the BN, and self appointed ketuanan of the Malay majority UMNO - supposedly also the protector of the rulers are seeing 'red' pun intended, each time yellow colour seem to be spotted at their official gatherings!

The irony is yellow is the royalty colour of the King, Rulers and even country!

The past few million Youth carnival seems to spot a sea of reds, supposedly the official colour of the carnival!!! And UMNO is so proud of being able to gather 1 million if official figures are believable of youths to be BN friendly we can supposed.

We were told that Bersih 3.0 noble cause was hijacked by politicians. The youth carnival at fortress UMNO, opps Putrajaya is supposed be for all youths of no matter what political inclinations right? We wonder if the speech made condemning Bersih indirectly was not also a classic case of the youth event being hijacked by politicians too?

Unless we are told that if the hijack is to support and ampu the Barisan Nasional, it is not hijack but rather a law abiding peaceful assembly, as opposed to Bersih now being demonised as illegal.

It seemed there are more than 500 booths to draw the 1 million crowd and one isn't sure how many millions were spent against what was supposedly losses of millions incurred by petty traders at Bersih 3.0.

But then, for Bersih 3.0 turnout in the thousands weren't told of 500 booths to attract them and to win prizes and probably getting freebies and goodies to entice them to come. And the Bersih 3.0 organisers didn't use or spend taxpayers monies to ask the citizens to join them. Though they are accused of wasting public funds after the clean up and 'riot' as the government describes the 0.1% involved in the 'ugly' incidents.

The million over youths had the benefit of MSMedia, promises of prizes and goodies if they participate and freebies to collect from the 500 booths. The thousands at Bersih 3.0 were not promised any prizes. They came out and were 'marked' and branded as communists, rioters, gangsters, samsengs and any despicable names the government could think of to call their own citizens, of which many were youths too!

So in Putrajaya the youths are considered the future leaders and the youths at Bersih 3.0 are branded leftists, troublemakers? And we  are told there is no 'divide and rule' in BolehLand or double standard and what have you.

Had many youth friends who went out to support Bersih 3.0 also going to Putrajaya too. Their reason, since BN is using taxpayers' monies to dish out goodies, why not get some of their money back! hah!

One recall when 1Malaysia was supposedly in front of a sea of red that was reported to spill over the mind you capacity Bukit Jalil Stadium of 100k seating, the leader was so emotionally charged and on some ecstatic high to blurt out with confidence 'I feel like seeing the King tomorrow'. Wonder if it is an insult to the King?

Say if you are the boss and you hear your staff say he feels like seeing you tomorrow but then nothing comes out of it. Would you think your staff was trying to tease you or put himself higher than you that it's his call if he wants to see your or not huh?

Yellow is really a dirty colour if we are to applaud the latest action by our Perkasa fellows who were reported in online news that they got a gift of supposedly new Bersih 3.0 t-shirt with instructions to burn it. And burn they did, after their Friday prayers. Well one can surmise they got inspired by their God to vent their anger and do someone's dirty bidding eh.\?

Since the instructions were never publicised, could it be that the instruction was for them to wear it and then torch the t-shirt together with the wearer? Hmm, this is Bolehland where truths are often falsehood when reported and vice versa hah!

But to be fair, yellow is dirty only if the clean word 'Bersih' is on it, else, it still is revered as a royalty colour as long as it's associated with a government event, except at the youth carnival or even a party celebration perhaps eh?

Wonder if this spotted panel shown below at a recent national celebration, the yellow was used intentionaly to lend to this fact yellow is clean as long as it is a government's initiated event and demands respect and reverence too. 

What do we make of how BN and UMNO seem to give tacit approval to the actions of fellows who has chosen yellow for the 'clean acts' they are supposedly doing to get rid of the dirty yellow huh? The number 4 to some signifies death while to others 'dapat' or to get some windfall. Time will tell if this group will get what they seek or a precursor to the demise of political power of the political party tacitly behind their yellow 'clean' cause they are supposedly advocating!

The flip flop and confusion of whether yellow is dirty or clean in Bolehland reflects the sad state of BolehLand. Our leaders will play to the gallery. Unlike our ASEAN neighbours who know which colour they prefer and what they stand for. In BolehLand, black t-shirts have been given a dirty look, so too white envelopes, now yellow Ts. Wonder what happen when some cause adopts red to clean up the country huh, the Rocket fellos red doesn't count here? That will really make the red shirts see 'red' literally, hah!

Come election, there will be more colour confusion coming the way of voters. Will voters see good in red and vote, or in green or in blue? Can we blame voters since today, they are confused which colour speaks the truth, right?

In the War of the Roses, Henry Tudor from the red house of Lancaster defeated the York fellows and thereafter the House of Tudor ruled England for 117 years. Will BolehLand's history repeat the English outcome? After all, looking at what's happening in BolehLand today, with calls for Islam to be imposed on us all, we are actually living in the 15th century! And following the English history, the red won. And who said history, the truthful one that is, doesn't repeat itself eh? Or BolehLand's history is flawed, and yellow triumphs huh?